MISTRESS RAMONA RYDER NYC

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MISTRESS AS FULL OF SPIRIT AS THE MONTH OF MAY

UNZIP ME AS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT!

May is fast approaching as is my birthday on May 2nd. I receive a lot of love and devotion from you constantly but nothing like how you show up for your Mistress in the month of May! I suggest you treat your next tryst with me as a present to yourself whether it's your birthday or not. Let me smother you in my divine essence. You only live once so inhale deeply and enjoy life to the fullest! Drown in delight with your Mistress while you can and live in the moment with me.

I am frequently getting asked what I want for my birthday and what I want most is to be unzipped or unwrapped by you. After that, I have an Amazon wish list and I love contributions to my IRA. Amazon, Airbnb, and Whole Foods gift cards are so practical and bring me joy. I enjoy physical gifts in addition to our precious memories so that our connection can be a part of my everyday life. I look forward to another year with you and thank you for always bringing me so much joy all year round.

Your Mistress,

xx Ramona Ryder

Help make this Saturn return the best one yet!

The month of May was come, when every lusty heart beginneth to blossom, and to bring forth fruit.

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