GETTING OFF OFFLINE
I love going to museums, visiting historic sites, cemeteries, antique stores, and even just walking the streets of New York City taking in the architecture. I enjoy getting a good Americano and sitting in the park. I delight in lying in bed and reading a book. Writing for hours when I am inspired thrills me. Typing letters to friends on my 1936 Royal Model-O typewriter or sending vintage postcards when it’s someone's birthday gives me a kick. I get off on taking dirty selfies. I love being photographed by a Polaroid. I like taking pictures of friends with disposable cameras. I meditate for thirty minutes daily. I work out on my Peloton, which was the best client gift of 2020, might I add! I also go to SoulCycle classes most mornings to start my day. Flipping through my extensive vinyl record collection to rediscover a band that I forgot I loved makes my heart happy. But most of all, I live for hot and intense sessions, sensual lunch and dinner dates, debauchery filled overnights, and sinful extended vacations.
The one thing all these activities have in common is that they are all occurring offline. I can touch and smell these things. Even the sound and sensation of typing on a typewriter is a romantic sound grooved into my soul. This leads me to the reality of existing in 2022 which, in many ways, goes against the Ramona ethos. I am expected to have an online presence, but I’d rather exist offline with you. I do not find that maintaining social media on a smartphone feeds my soul. Additionally, these social media platforms hate sex workers and therefore hate yours truly. I have lost two Instagram accounts and counting because the sexual nature of my very existence violated their terms of service. I can’t exist without oozing an aura of sex and I will forever break any and every rule!
I decided to delete my presence off Twitter. My Twitter account is now just a fun highlight reel of the past few years. It can be illuminating to scroll through my old posts to get to know me, but I feel like my website and blog do a better job of letting you into my world. My reviews on TER and PrivateDelights can be rather graphic and good jerk off material if you want a glimpse of past sessions. I created a new Instagram when I got off Twitter. Unlike Twitter, there will be no nudes or nipples of any sort.
Instagram is insane about adult content and I’m going to do my best to not get deleted again. My last account had over 10,000 followers and it was devastating to lose it after years of cultivating my online existence. I'm trying again so that I can upload content for your enjoyment. We’ll see if I get myself into trouble again, which I’m sure I will! This Instagram has direct messages (DMs), comments on photos or stories, and any interaction of any sort disabled so I can just get on and off (no pun intended) without having to spend hours online like I did before. Most people, from now on, can only interact with me when sending a gift, setting up a session, or seeing me in person. Texting is reserved for the elite few.
The sad part of all of this is losing the easy way to interact with my fellow sex workers and community. Twitter was a great tool for this. From promoting duos that I offer with friends to supporting those who were touring NYC, it made me feel connected and kept me a part of our sacred community. I will still be going to sex worker events, meet ups, rallies, and donating resources to our allied non-profits. I have so many friends from our community who I mostly text on Signal and we go to events like art shows together and get coffee regularly. Unfortunately, sex worker friendly platforms like Switter never really took off. I’m at the mercy of the powers that be but enjoy my content for now as I continue to beat the system. I will always be breaking the rules somehow and seeing what I can get away with wherever I am offline or on! No more staring at a screen when I could be experiencing hot moments with you. Let’s get offline and get off together in the flesh soon!
Your vixen in real life,
Mistress Ramona Ryder
P.S. Check out the YouTube playlists I made for you!
P.P.S. Fuck the metaverse!
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