You know what you're getting with your Mistress.

It’s no secret that I love to fuck. It’s no secret that I am a creative and passionate pervert. It’s no secret that I take it up the ass and give it. My face is exposed online. I am vivid about what I offer. I do not bother with silly “must be 18 years or older” enter buttons on my site. Everyone knows what I am selling. Putting some ridiculous message on my page about how any exchange of monetary gifts is for time only is absurd. I want your lust and you want what I have to offer.

I saw a post on Twitter recently where someone posted that they are “not a sex doll.” What they meant by this is that they want to get to know you when you arrive. They do not want to kiss first thing. They don’t want to rub their hands over your hard cock under your pants and tease you. Well, I do. Unless requested otherwise, when you open my door, I am in full lingerie and heels. Baby, there is always time to talk later, in between orgasms. I’m ready to go!

I do most of my “getting to know you” bit through the contact form on my website and our session planning. I do not go into our sessions blind. I ask you what you want. I tell you that your desires are my desires. Very rarely do I ever question requests. The only two things I can think of recently that I declined were fisting my ass and being submissive on the first date. I bristle with antagonism when people ask for things that are not in my ads or on my site. I offer so much, why ask for what is not clearly stated?

Unfortunately, due to the recent surge, I must delay the sex doll bit until after your rapid test has finished developing. Upon arrival, I will immediately test you after you come into my place wearing a mask. I will then stick you in the shower while your results are processing to maximize our time together. As you’re washing your cock, balls, and asshole meticulously with unscented organic soap, I am impatiently watching your rapid test and very often edging my clit. I always test the day of before you arrive to save our precious time. I’d much rather be fucking around!

I have never had anyone test positive nor have I ever tested positive. I was able to get tests before the general public because a medical professional broke protocol and scored me a bunch of rapid tests. This was when they were still new and extremely hard to get for anyone without a medical license. I had to pay a lot of money for them, but it was worth it. I have a responsibility to you to take the best care of myself that I possibly can and mitigate our risk to my best ability. So far, I am doing this with excellence resulting in no close calls nor any infections involving your Mistress.

Anyway, back to the sexy bit! Once the new safety precautions are out of the way, it’s time to execute our steamy written responses and make them reality. I love seeing our fantasy come to fruition and how it unfolds in the flesh. Our sexual energy exchange and the heat of our passion are my favorite drugs. Pleasure is my ultimate high and I take what I want. I pleasure you when you give me release as I don’t fuck around with men who are selfish. I cum first.

I also get more turned on when you get turned on, so symbiotic encounters are what’s delivered when we tryst. When asked what I do for work, my favorite response is, “I do my best.” This is the most honest and safest answer that I can give to civilians, and I mean it. Every session with me is like the first encounter. I do not skimp on passion, nor do I get complacent about impressing you. I want to be my best and hopefully this in turn brings out your best. There is no resting on my laurels. As we’ve learned from all the craziness of the past two years is that we only have today. So, spend it with your Mistress as if you’ll only live once, my petit mort! Let’s be our best selves together during this absurd time.

Your Mistress Forever,

Ramona Ryder